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Joke of the Day
"Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."
Next Joke
"Whats the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"Q: Why'd the robber take a bath? A: He wanted to make a clean getaway."
"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."
"Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much? They love to pump kin."
"Le Jesus Joke What is the difference between white Jesus and black Jesus... Black Jesus didn't pay for his sins :3"
"Look Disney all I'm saying is that if my stepdaughter brought a bunch of birds and mice into my mansion I'd make her clean up that shit too."
"What happened to the embarrassed bungalow on the street of two story houses? It got stares."
"Mail! Female!"
"I wonder if anyone ever told Hitler ""just be yourself""."