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Joke of the Day
"Why do tampons have strings? So vampires don't burn their fingers while making tea."
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"Whats 12 inches long and drives women crazy? [NSFW] A still born..."
"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""
"I'm totally hooked on masturbation! It's a dick thing.."
"I wish crappy people weren't allowed to like my favorite band."
"What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K)."
"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."
"I changed the tranny in my 69 Camaro. Now he has a brand new dress!"
"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."
"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."