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Joke of the Day

"I saw some porn with Charlie Brown music in it and it really didn't fit the mood."

"Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building."

"I never buy a new couch without first seeing what it looks like with five loads of laundry piled on top of it."

"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."

"Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy"

"""Come together, right now, over me."" -Beatles lyrics or gangbang dialogue"

"What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Alien vs. Predator"

"Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it."

"So a virgin priest and a virgin nun walk into a bar."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks; ""Why the long face?"""