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Joke of the Day

"Awwww, so cute how Disney went from making brilliant animated movies to mass producing cleverly disguised teenage whores."

"whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account."

"Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend.."

"I used to steal jokes. I still do, but I used to, too."

"I have seen my first naked lady Sorry, I meant... I have seen my First Lady naked."

"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."

"What Do You Call an Overpriced Circumcision? A rip off."

"I hate people who take drugs... ...such as the police and customs officers."