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Joke of the Day
"I have seen my first naked lady Sorry, I meant... I have seen my First Lady naked."
Next Joke
"I told a joke about Hurricane Katrina the other day. It failed to make a splash."
"Job interview: - Good morning - Good morning - Have you got a twitter account? - Yes - Ok, thanks for your time. We'll get back to you"
"Pretty woman wouldn't have been as sweet of a love story if we saw all the times she sucked c**k for money weeks prior."
"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it"
"What do you call a funny jar of sauce Lmayo"
"*stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts"
"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."
"What state makes exclusively swiss cheese? Swisconsin."
"Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do"