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Joke of the Day

"Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend.."

"Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!"

"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire."

"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Disney movie where the curse sounds amazing."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black."

"I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo."

"I said I don't want to talk to you, I didn't say ignore me. WOMEN"

"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, they caught him."

"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."

"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."