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Joke of the Day

"#1: Too many people still answer the phone like they don't know who's calling."

"What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards? An episode of The Biggest Loser"

"What starts with ""p,"" ends with ""s,"" and is really long? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

"I met my ex girlfriend on a treadmill We had to break up. It wasn't going anywhere."

"What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday."

"Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"I have 2 moods. Sleep is for the weak and I want to sleep for a week."

"How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce? (x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Off duty cop: No *cop gets so close their mustaches interlock like velcro* You're driving great, pal"

"With everything going on at reddit you would think that Pao would at least regreddit :)"