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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!"
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"Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First third and emergency."
"Where's the best place to apologise to someone? Surrey."
"I remember when my cloning project failed. A part of me died that day."
"Sometimes at the airport I'll ask a stranger if they have an iphone charger and if they do I take mine out and say ""nice, me too"""
"What do terrorist Weight Watchers use? Weapons of mass-reduction."
"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."
"I've been supporting Tyler Perry since the beginning... I have all of his plays and movies on bootleg."
"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"
"Hey girl, are you a repost? Because I fucking hate you and wish you didn't exist."