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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you a repost? Because I fucking hate you and wish you didn't exist."
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"*steals machine parts all year* *gets coal for xmas* ""Santa you idiot, the parts were for a pressure chamber"" *turns coal into diamond*"
"What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage? Audi"
"Having a bit of a lazy day... sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused"
"What's the latest Irish invention? A helicopter ejector seat"
"I see your nerd joke and raise you mine A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. He says to the bartender ""How much?"". Bartender replies, ""For you no charge."""
"Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss"
"I was never into long-distance masturbation... But now look how far I've come!"
"Mexican wedding Why do they keep a bag of shit in the corner at Mexican wedding To keep the flies off the bride."
"What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite"