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Joke of the Day

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intense."

"How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car? >Only if you go aks your mother."

"Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother"

"*Sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm *calls cell phone *waits"

"As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land."

"""I < 3 You"" means I'm smaller than 3 of you."

"Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power."

"It's weird how british people say lift instead of elevator... Its like my dad saying ""your a disappointment"" instead of ""I love you"""

"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"

"Your chances in Vegas are better than you think. 1 out of 5 times you'll get an std."