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Joke of the Day

"A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt."

"wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen"

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."

"What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment? There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable."

"Why isn't ebola airborne? Because niggers can't fly"

"Mitch Hedberg used to do drugs"

"It's been clinically proven that the most effective form of birth control I can use is: ""Just be myself."""

"Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone"

"Why do white people have bigger dicks than asians? Because they're caucasian."

"When your wife says ""It's up to you"", it's not."