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Joke of the Day

"My mom is having a hysterectomy. This is like the time I moved away to college and she tore down my childhood bedroom."

"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."

"The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night. Heard they brought down the house with their act."

"What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit? Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"My Bathroom I've decided to call my bathroom the Jim instead of the John. It sounds better when I tell folks I go to the Jim every morning."

"Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on? The punchlines were too long."

"I wonder what kids today are going to tell their kids. Yeah. it was rough back then. I didn't get a smartphone til 4th grade and sometimes the wifi didn't work upstairs.'"

"honk if it's easier 2 love strangers than the ppl closest 2 u"

"Vampires love tea... A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says ""I thought you only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea""!"

"Son: Dad, I just had sex. Dad: Good job son, sit down, we need to talk about something. Son: I can't."