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Joke of the Day
"Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it."
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"A 3 foot tall psychic escapes prison, then he gets a look at the newspaper ""Small medium at large"""
"I had doubts about buying a big metal cabinet with a locking door for my guns It turned out to be a safe purchase."
"I will be learning Hebrew in Jew course..."
"What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !"
"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."
"After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent ""You're Welcome"" cards to all of his guests."
"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!"
"This is the pig I've been fucking said the husband. The wife looks at the animal in the husband's arms and says that's a duck I was talking to the duck the husband said."
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."