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Joke of the Day

"How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends? ""Meet Patty"""

"When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!"

"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."

"What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich? A Plebeian J"

"Wife: Did you get eggs? Me: pew pew Wife: Great lasers, so did you? Me: pew pew pew pew pee Wife: Why me god. Me: *barrel roll* pew pew"

"Here's a joke just for reddit: How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb? Bacon"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? ... There was nothing left but de Brie."

"Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, *""But we work here. We're staph.""*"

"I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice. How did I get roped into this?"

"I think women are like a car and men are like real estate property in the way their values change. I'd like to know all the funny or interesting ways we could use this analogy."