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Joke of the Day
"How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends? ""Meet Patty"""
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"TIL the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush."
"Nobody would show up to a ""White Lives Matter"" demonstration. They all have to work."
"Brought a stapler to a gun fight and now everyone is neatly organized into piles of corpses and sorted by height. The police will be pleased"
"Have you heard about the Polish lesbian? She fucks men."
"Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water? A: Bob"
"When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish."
"What's a Buccaneer? They're on the side of your buccin head."
"Words hurt The other day an N-word hit me over the head with a tire iron."
"No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy's hat sideways."