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Joke of the Day
"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."
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"So Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table, and then a stool."
"I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying"
"Interviewer : What are your expectations? Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job? Me : Salary"
"What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee? Getting ready for work"
"What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat? One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts."
"A group of detectives did an investigation into the iPhone 7 They didn't find jack."
"What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow"
"What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward."
"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"