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Joke of the Day
"Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet."
Next Joke
"Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."
"KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week"
"When I change my son I don't use diaper cream, I use anti-wrinkle cream. He'll thank me as an adult with the smoothest balls in history."
"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of *Caesars*"
"How do skeletons reproduce? They don't."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."
"LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same"
"Anyone know if Flava Flav survived the weekend's Daylight Savings switchover?"