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Joke of the Day

"why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side? i dunno but there's a darth of them"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! ... I'll show my way out"

"I just dropped my iPhone in liquor, and now Siri is slurring her words, won't stop talking, stumbling and trying to have sex with me."

"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."

"Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was fuckin' Goofy."

"I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog."

"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic"

"A liar, a murderer, and a cheater walk into a bar. The New England Patriots must be in town."

"I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them."

"Arsenal did the mannequin challenge for 89minutes at Old Trafford and still drew."