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Joke of the Day

"I fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks."

"Did you hear Kony is raising up another army? It's a baby only army. The infant-ry."

"This guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder... and the bartender says, that's a pretty cool lizard, what's his name? The guy says, ""Tiny, because he's minute"""

"Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !"

"I think the thing that really gets me hard is increased blood flow to my penis."

"French and Wars Why did the French have so many civil wars? So they could win one."

"The Native Americans used to trust the white man, now they have their reservations."

"What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team? The New York Jets ( )"

"WHY IS IT CALLED ""CAPS LOCK"" AND NOT ""CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"""

"Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills."