138239
Joke of the Day
"Toast is just bread that likes to party."
Next Joke
"Will glass coffins be a success Clearly"
"You guys ever hear the one about the man who ran naked through the church? They caught him by the organ."
"How do you make a latte? Add $5 to a cup of coffee."
"Million Dollar Idea ~ A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi...."
"I made up a color in my head today. It was a pigment of my imagination."
"What do you call a cow with one udder? A bull."
"All Condoms have serial numbers on them- They do? I've never seen one- Yeah, C'mon, you know..Big numbers...at the...Oh... I guess you've never had to roll one back that far...."
"I wish I could get bitten by a radioactive confident person."