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Joke of the Day
"I see dead people. Well actually they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes"
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"Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa."
"Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Kenya."" ""Kenya who?"" ""Kenya let me the fuck in?!?"""
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"Mormon cats have 9 wives."
"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"I had sex with a terrorist once. She said I was the best Jihad."
"Stickiest things in the world: 3) Lollipops 2) Glue 1) Children's library books"