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Joke of the Day

"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."

"What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job? Ovary Enthusiastic"

"I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"

"My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!"

"MFW I'm bread and I have to remind people to put the twist tie back on the packaging Fuck I mold"

"Old Man and his Babies"

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder."

"Why did the goose cross the road? Because he's an asshole."

"The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour"