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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sophisticated American? Canadian"
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"What do you call an unused piano? A keybored"
"Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive."
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Yeah Cop: Oh ok nevermind"
"She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano."
"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"
"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."
"Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit? He pities the fool."
"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"
"BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""