138181
Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a woman is bi-polar? She works at two different strip clubs."
Next Joke
"I named my boat ""Marriage""... so that it will never sink, cause marriage is a hardship."
"If you want world peace, your army should be made up of massage therapists. I mean, who could fight while getting a relaxing massage?"
"Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep."
"""What charities do you donate to?"" ""I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."""
"How does a racist joke start? A small loan of a million dollars."
"I spent all day replacing the muffler on my car It was exhausting"
"Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It's definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation."
"What is a frog's favourite website? REDDIT"
"I remember when my mum used to tuck me in. She really wanted a daughter."