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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopus."
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"what do you call a bus full of white people a twinkie"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"
"What's the difference between a spot and a girl on her period? When you squeeze a spot, you get bloody pus. When you squeeze a girl on her period..."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."
"I reported my bike stolen, now the thief can't use it anymore. Since the police is on it."
"If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this"
"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"
"If it weren't for Edison... ...we'd be watching TV by candlelight."
"Why did Tupac go to the gym? To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)"