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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopus."
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"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?"
"""Honey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper?"" Toilet paper- ""I have a boyfriend"""
"My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small? Is it in?"
"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord has ice cream cake."
"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""
"You know what's best about Texas? It's keeps all the texans in one fucking place!"
"A quick way to get your kids to leave you alone is to say, ""I need to make your dentist appointment."""
"why cant Ray Charles see his friends?? Because he's married."
"A cannibal showed up late to the luncheon His friends gave him the cold shoulder."