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Joke of the Day

"It turns out the town drunk is an exorcist. Since his last visit, there are no more spirits in the liquor store."

"What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans."

"I always go the extra mile at work. That's why I'm a terrible taxi driver."

"Wanna hear an embarrassing story about the time I forgot something important? I forgot the punchline. Sorry, I haven't been this embarrassed since that one time."

"What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a therapist? There's a space between the E and the R"

"He who farts in church Sits in his own pew"

"Amazing how easily that guy scaled Trump Tower. Thank God u can't get suction cups in Mexico cause then wall idea would be really stupid."

"Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"What does a pedophile and a guitarist have in common... They both like to finger A-minor."

"Alcohol makes people do things they know they shouldn't but kinda want to. E.g I started sleeping 20 hours a day."