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Joke of the Day
"Nerd joke of the week If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?"
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"My neighbour thinks it's funny to joke with my wife, in front of me, that our kids look a bit like him. One day, I'm going to say something to the black bastard."
"There should be an app that, in the event of your death, your phone will seek the nearest toilet & submerge itself, destroying all evidence"
"What is the difference between a refrigerator and little children? Refrigerators don't scream and cry when I put my meat in it."
"Every Husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on ""agree""culture... ""Agree""culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)"
"10:00 am: sitting alone at work 10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend 10:06 am: ate my best friend 10:07 am: sitting at work alone"
"In the south, you're either ghetto, or a farmer. You can't be both, otherwise... *It's racism.*"
"What makes Stevie wonder? What everything looks like."
"I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, ""You once told me..."""
"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door"