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Joke of the Day

"My neighbour thinks it's funny to joke with my wife, in front of me, that our kids look a bit like him. One day, I'm going to say something to the black bastard."

"What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court!!!"

"World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money, what color would your Lamborghini be?"

"What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? Mourning Wood"

"What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"I used to be a narcissist... ...but now look at me."

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? EVERYWHERE"

"A flying pig defecated on me today. I shit you not."

"What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet."

"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm about to tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"