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Joke of the Day

"What are your views on abortion? I'm undecided. On one hand, I like killing babies, on the other, I don't like giving women a choice."

"If electricity always flows in the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning always strike in France?"

"A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions."

"A Priest walks in to a hotel to check in... And he asks the clerk at the front desk, ""Is the pornography disabled in my room?"" The clerk responds, ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck!"""

"Toasted bread is like parents If theyre black you have nothing to eat."

"I made a joke up!!! Two midgets walk into a bar. edit: sorry I didn't set the bar very high for this joke. edit2: don't' worry- they're ok."

"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing it just let out a little wine !"

"Okay, raise your hand if you put raisins in your oatmeal cookies. Great. Now, make a fist with that hand & punch yourself in the face."

"What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called? A theocracy."

"Sporks: the bisexual's favorite utensil"