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Joke of the Day

"Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book ""Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."""

"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."

"Kinda scared for 2015 .. Kinda scared for 2015 because 2+0+1+5 is 8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."

"Start with the answer. What's an easy way to ruin a good joke?"

"The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep."

"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."

"? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi ""May I have the definition?"" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?"

"Why was the lion alone and disheartened? He lost his pride in a bet"

"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex ... Probably with the other sock."

"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""