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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a whore moan? You don't pay her."
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"""Sorry"" seems to be the hardest word? There's ""Worcestershire,"" ""anemone"" & ""otorhinolaryngologist."" But whatever."
"Man goes to a Doctor and says ""Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"" The Doctor replies ""You're in de Nile."""
"What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."
"What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !"
"""How was the beach? You hang ten or what?"" No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation"
"Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race? I've finally turned a corner in my career."
"I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second"
"My mouth smells like a cave someone shoved a bunch of dead animals into, because that's what it is."
"This kid at the Bar just told me Nickelback is a better band than Metallica.... Long story short....Send bail money..."