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Joke of the Day

"Chai Tea My wife just got back from Tai Chi class. She brewed a pot of Chai Tea. I told here it tasted pretty shi... The bruises will heal soon."

"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"

"If you were a prisoner going down the stair You couldnt be more condescending."

"Have you heard the joke about the deaf guy? He hasn't."

"My ex-wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! Ya see its funny because marriage is terrible."

"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"

"Why did the prostitute get a vagina implanted in her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side."

"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."

"Why don't you ever hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."

"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."