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Joke of the Day

"Josh Dugger The Christians are taking the latest news regarding the Dugger family hard. I just drove by a Chick-fil-A, and the flags were at half-staff."

"What does the Pope dip his chips in? Holy Guacamole"

"A dyslexic robber walks into a bank... He says, ""air in the hands mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up!"""

"What was the best time in history for the Italians? The Marin-era"

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."

"People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive."

"new way to pay A company in India is coming out with a competitive PayPal alternative called PayMyFriend."

"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."

"Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead."

"Muhammad The police would be upon him"