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Joke of the Day

"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."

"*pulls knife out of back* *selfies with it*"

"Imagine how confusing it would be if Ms. Pac-Man didn't like hair bows."

"I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off one of the watchtowers"

"Facebook users are demanding the old layout they actually hated when it was the new layout they previously didn't want."

"My wife wants to have the baby listen to classical music while in the womb. Would an ipod nano or shuffle be easier to get up there?"

"I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. ""Why hasn't it got a head?"" ""I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."""

"What does a chef with a chronic masturbation issue cook? Fapjacks!"

"What the zombie said One zombie to another : You look paler than usual. Zombie : Must be all the grey matter I've been eating. Yeah I know where the door is..."