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Joke of the Day

"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

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"What's a rapists favorite meal? Spaghetti-No's I'm sorry."
"What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? ""Sir"" from a distance."
"I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."
"A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually."
"Did you know that you could cool yourself to absolute zero... and still be 0K?"
"What do you call a diseased duck? A Mallardy."