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Joke of the Day

"Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's? The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points."

"Did you hear the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old!"

"Getting caught I got caught jacking off at the store yesterday. But seriously, who pays for bug spray?"

"My girlfriend got D for Christmas from her Math teacher."

"Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights"

"My doctor told me I have ADHD ... He said, ADHD is a condition that can affect children and adults that is characterized by problems ... blah, blah, blah, blah .. I did not listen to the rest."

"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."

"My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement. She wants a huge wedding with 500 guests and a piano player... I want us to see other people."

"Date - ""so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date?"" [i can't hear her over my tuba]"

"Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs!"