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Joke of the Day

"What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet"

"What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert? Very tired feet."

"*gets caught breaking into used car lot* *desperately attempts to blend in with inflatable arm flailing tube men*"

"I can't spell armugedon... But it's not the end of the world."

"I missed my cake day yesterday. Here's a joke. My life."

"Today I nearly met my end!...it was in a yoga class."

"Why can't bears get jobs in Australia? They don't have the right koalfications!"

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her enough"

"Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!"

"What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole? ... ... stopping it with a shovel"