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Joke of the Day

"I checked my hotel room for left behind goods and all I found was this lousey comb. I guess you could say my room was bugged."

"I predict futuristic fiction will become very popular. Nope, just an example of futuristic fiction. It wasn't that great because that's what futuristic fiction is like."

"As a farmer I've heard lots of jokes about sheep. I told them to my dog but he'd heard them all."

"WHat's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the gas chamber"

"Apparently Mindy McCready shot herself. It's unusual for a woman to use a gun but... ...Guys Do It All The Time."

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? They both require chains to work. (no offense to black people intended)"

"Q: Can I ask you two questions? A: Ok, what's the second one?"

"HELLO, FIRST TIME CALLER, LONG TIME LISTENER, OCCASIONAL MURDERER."

"Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun."

"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."