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Joke of the Day

"I checked my hotel room for left behind goods and all I found was this lousey comb. I guess you could say my room was bugged."

"5's friend told him his mom makes play doh. Thanks Pinterest. I'm already expected to cook 3 meals a day, now I have to cook their toys too?"

"What did the Banana do when he was accused of drowning his children and slowly torturing his wife to death? He appealed. He *appealed*."

"When you ask her ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" And she answers ""No, who wrote it?"" .... Keep moving."

"I feel like a text is too serious without an ""lol"" or ""haha"" in there somewhere."

"Why did EA Cross the road? Buy the season pass now to find out!"

"Why are all ants British? Because they colonize."

"Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected."

"Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section."

"My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself"