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Joke of the Day

"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"

"Why did the nun get a free hot dog at the fair? Because she spontaneously performed fellatio on the hot dog salesman. This made him feel charitable."

"""Oh, you're left handed?"" - people who see me writing with my left hand, curious if I'm just doing it for show"

"Why did Adolph Hitler become embarrassed in a Jewish synagogue? He had bad gas."

"something taste funny you know you have a bad underbite if every time your eating out your girlfriend it taste like shit"

"Honesty is the best policy But by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Keep that in mind."

"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."

"What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists? The Spiders from Mars :("

"Well done, you are popular on Social Media. Sorry about the rest of your life."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating."