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Joke of the Day

"What's the most annoying thing about trying to remove the panties off a girl when having sex? The screaming and the fighting"

"There's a great horse joke I'd like to trot out... But it's lame :("

"Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men? He thought they had delivery service."

"Maybe if wommen's uteroids weren't such powerful mystery-swamps, the GOP wouldn't have to police them with #light & #K9 units."

"I'm like Jason Bourne, only I'm not looking for exits in each room.. I'm looking for outlets & phone chargers."

"Guys, if a girl just wants to ""be friends,"" then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a ""friend"" would."

"Does ""You'll find love when you're not looking for it"" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars."

"Hip Hop Humor Whose mother likes rap music? Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes."

"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."

"Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you're looking for a business manager."