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Joke of the Day
"Why would peter pan make a terrible pilot Because he'd neverland."
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"A logician had a baby... When her parents asked if it was a boy or girl she replied,""Yes."" Edit: changed logistician to logician."
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"Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!"
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
"It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it."
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"What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much? Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect"