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Joke of the Day

"U know ur self esteem is low when a girl rejects you and u completely agree with them and support their decision."

"u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king"

"Sunny today but its not sunday (its Saturday). Really gets you thinking."

"What was Hitler's preferred breast size? Not C's. And off to hell I go."

"*looks under bed* *checks closet* *shuts light, runs to bed* *pulls covers over head* *ice maker dumps ice* *dies from cardiac arrest*"

"CRUEL JOKE What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? Attire."

"I like how when you pull down on a paper towel dispenser you either get half a paper towel or half the roll."

"My 4 year old is handing me one grape to wash at a time so breakfast should be served around midnight."

"What's the most common ""last words""? Allah Hu Akbar"