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Joke of the Day

"The most popular car brands are German, Japanese, and Italian. It's like losing WW2 is a prerequisite for making good autos."

"Men are like frogs, the most important thing is to jump on faster."

"New glasses ""New glasses? They look super, man!"" Clark Kent begins to sweat."

"What street do you put a lesbian restaurant on? Eater Route"

"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."

"I really want to tell you guys my 9/11 joke .. but it's just two plane"

"What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?[NSFW[ One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts EDIT: R.I.P. inbox, this really blew up unexpectedly"

"Look I'm not racist at all... My best friend was black until my dad sold him."

"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"

"Joke's on you skinny people, my iPad fits just fine in my back pocket."