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Joke of the Day

"The most popular car brands are German, Japanese, and Italian. It's like losing WW2 is a prerequisite for making good autos."

"Why did the ant fall off of the toilet seat? He got pissed off"

"Why does Donald Trump put his name on his buildings? So the banks know which ones to seize"

"My gf got into a car accident today... I take public transportation so I don't also get rear ended by strangers."

"A man walks into a zoo with only one animal, a dog... It was a shitzu"

"Indie-Tarts: the nuanced alternative to Pop-Tarts."

"Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same... ...but in reality, they are polar opposites."

"Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear."

"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."

"Letting Russia host the Winter Olympics feels a little bit like letting Voldemort host the Quidditch Cup."