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Joke of the Day
"Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your business"
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"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
"I got a girlfriend."
"its always terifying when im alone in my apartment and i hear a small child's voice say ""hello"" becuase i dread making smalltalk"
"If you ever get really mad. All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."
"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."
"What's the difference between a church bell & a church? A church bell peals from the steeple."
"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item."
"A roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martini, the bartender gives him two and the Roman walks away happy."