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Joke of the Day

"2 little boys are arguing About whose dad has a better job. First says ""mines a Dr."" second says "" well mines a lawyer"" first says in disbelief "" honest? "" second says "" naw the usual kind"""

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"

"I'm only 19 and my eyesight is constantly getting worse. When do I get Adult Supervision?"

"Why Don't Lobsters Share? Because they're shellfish."

"The problem with political jokes is that they always get elected"

"A cowboy walks up to an Indian(Native American) and ties the Indian's dick in a knot. The Indian says, ""how come?"""

"How do you feed a skyscraper? ""Here comes the aeroplane!"""

"Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships? Because I ran"

"*Jesus comes into the house* Judas: Jesus, close the door! Were you born in a barn? *room gets super quiet* Judas: Uh right. I forgot. Sorry"

"Whenever someone says ""Let's kill two birds with one stone"", I wonder what they did wrong. Probably some kind of religious violation."