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Joke of the Day
"Sex! Of course you don't get it."
Next Joke
"what gets wet as it dries? your sister"
"A Roman receives a text message.... A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. ""Why does it end with twenty?"" he thinks to himself."
"A student asks another student, ""How many zeroes does your salary have?"" He responds ""One"" ""In which currency?"" ""Any :("""
"God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him."
"Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing.. .. except when at a funeral."
"Who is the king of stationary? The ruler."
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
"My penis was in a Guinness Book Of Records... ...but then they threw me out of the library."
"The lesbian couple next door got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood what I meant by ""I wanna watch"""