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Joke of the Day
"Trump's plan for global warming: nuclear winter."
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"You're fat and you need to diet... I won't sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too."
"What do neo-Nazis do on Hitler's birthday? Heil if I know"
"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got his gas bill."
"""Use divorce, Luke."" """" Obi Wan, marriage counselor"
"Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were ""hella jellybeans"" in the jar."
"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"
"I would have gladly studied to become a theoretical physicist,... but unfortunately, I'm allergic to B.S."
"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."
"Google Glass, for everyone who's ever thought, ""I like that browser so much, I want it on MY FACE"""