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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"

"Why did the octopus blush? He'd just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!"

"What did trump say to hillary after the debate? WRONG! and hillary replied : he is a lier and he cannot be trusted"

"How many kids does a sterile German have? Nein."

"He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!"

"Why do black guys have red eyes after sex? Pepper Spray."

"Wives are magicians They can turn anything into an argument."

"What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch? Oof, weinerpain!"

"Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow. In other news, restaurants serve food."

"""It's raining men. Hallelujah."" -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians"