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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But then I realised toucan play at that game."

"What do narcoleptic people drink in bars? BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ^Z^z^Z^z^Z^z"

"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."

"My wife and I were very happy for 20 years..... But then we met."

"How do you get rid of pubic lice? Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know."

"Entered into a hot potato competition today. It really got outta hand."

"What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God? Eggnog-stic."

"If you find a fry on the floor and you don't share it with me, we can't be friends. Don't touch me. Monster."

"Like a midget at a urinal.... I'm going to have to stay on my toes. Credit: Naked Gun"

"When someone says ""It is what it is,"" I reply, ""Isn't it?"" so we can both sound useless."