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Joke of the Day
"How do you get rid of pubic lice? Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know."
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"Why can't a schizophrenic kleptomaniac become President? He always takes office clothes."
"The doctor said I have Matchbox 20/20 vision . . . Typical RobThomatrist."
"Does AT&T; allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?"
"How do you circumsize a blue whale? Four skindivers"
"What's bloody and painful and happens once a month? Flossing"
"Joke What comes after 69?"
"u can't pet a goldfish without taking it out of the water & even then it's not that satisfying for either party"
"Of course my days are numbered.. That's how calendars work."
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."