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Joke of the Day
"Riding horses is fun and all, but... ...let's be on a steer."
Next Joke
"Light a man a fire... Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. (I know it's a repost, but I've never seen the play on words, shame)"
"Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews."
"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."
"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who had to go to the ER with six toy horses in his anus? They listed his condition as stable."
"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."
"I hid a spare key outside my house in a fake rock, then hid that under thousands of fake rocks filled with fake keys. Your move, burglars..."
"Because its action precedes its cause. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"
"I'm planning on having a three-some with a chicken and an egg tonight I'll let you know."