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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"
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"Commercial for Twitter dot com: *man yells nonsense out his window* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way?"
"Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? That's where all the cocks hang out."
"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"
"Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things! It is called garbage CAN, not garbage CANNOT."
"Computer dating is fine... if you are a computer."
"Why didn't Hitler drink whisky? Because when he drank whisky, he got *mean*."
"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"
"My first language is typo."
"Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner."